hey, are you here for the interview? yup, how about you? yeah, me too. i guess that makes us opponents, doesn’t it? i guess it does… well, at least i know i have the advantage already. oh yeah, and why is that? because, to put it delicately, you aren’t the most attractive applicant there is. hm, but since it’s not a beauty contest, the better worker will deserve the job, not the prettiest one. and that is me for sure! and what makes you think you are a better worker than me? because you cannot match my ambition. i will get up earlier than you, i will work more hours than you, i will do anything to show that i am the overall best. yeah okay. you look like a little child pretending to be an adult with that suit on. did you just graduate high school or something? i bet you have no experience, do you even know how to create a spreadsheet? haha, very funny. don’t you worry about my experience, i have plenty. and i am more than capable of compiling spreadsheets. i have probably made more than your tiny brain can count! it’s not just about brain size you know, it’s also about speed. can you work quickly and efficiently under pressure? do you know how to deal with conflict? i bet you scream and cry like a baby when something goes wrong. don’t you doubt me, i work more effectively under pressure and i embrace conflict! you really think highly of yourself, do you even know what this job position consists of? of course i do. i can do everything: designate tasks to my staff, facilitate meetings and be available and open if anyone needs consulting. well i think i’ve heard enough… you’re hired! um, excuse me? yes, i’m the hr manager and this is the way i conduct interviews! i want to appoint you as the new head of international relations. i hope you can help us bring our success worldwide! great! when can i start?