there was an old lady who swallowed a fly i dont know why she swallowed a fly perhaps she will die there was an old lady who swallowed a spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her she swallowed the spider to catch the fly but i dont know why she swallowed a fly perhaps she will die there was an old lady who swallowed a bird how absurd she swallowed a bird she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her she swallowed the spider to catch the fly but i dont know why she swallowed a fly perhaps she will die oh i stuck my head in a little skunks hole and the little skunk said well bless my soul take it out take it out take it out take it out remove it well i didnt take it out and the little skunk said if you dont take it out you will wish you had take it out take it out take it out take it out remove it pssshhht i removed it too late uno dos tres cho uno dos tres co uno dos tres la uno dos tres te chocolate chocolate chocolate bate bate ten little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bonked his head mommy called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed nine little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bonked his head mommy called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed marry had a little lamb little lamb little lamb marry had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow and every where that marry went marry went marry went every where that marry went the lamb was sure to go