when the moon shone brightly in the dusk and the sailor came home to his wife and asked her if she wanted to divorce him because he thought that she looked rather sad most of the time and maybe she wished to adopt a dog or make a child or spend more time with him which was of course difficult however because he was never at home having to work all day long with the other sailors on the big fat ship on which he went to all those countries that were so awfully far away and nobody cared to accompany him on his journeys because they were all so terribly afraid of getting killed by pirates or dying of some disease or running out of drinking water or food or stuff like that and he was sad because it sounded so terribly sad and he wanted to off himself but did not do so in the end out of love for his wife that he loved very dearly