give him scars and khaki to wear remove his balls he'll go anywhere he doesn't speak he doesn't dare death sneaks he isn't scared minus balls he doesn't care jacks beware action man. he can ack-ack Ackrington bomb Berlin reduce your car to a heap of tin wage war what's more – win punctured skin means nothing to him the human grenade minus pin that's him action man a chin with a thin Kirk Douglas cleft squad by the bleeding left don't shout he's deaf head over heels in love with death beware of the wrath of the man bereft no marriage plans for action man