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Rants of an Air Head Ep.5

created Nov 28th 2021, 17:31 by Gazia


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After that thing in the so-called "bazaar" I was hauled in for questioning and spent a night in the police station. I was like that wasn't any ice yo! How'd I known that that bus 3rd was selling me explosives?! The officer was like on and on about I didn't read the fine print that was the name of the shop. I was like a fine print is something small and hidden so you wouldn't find out! That is not called a fine print! So he was like OK! So you did see the big print! I was like haal no you just setup a trap for me to call into! You manipulated me and I need a lawyer! On the nest table was the buy all in soot, going on and on about how he didn't know I was gonna do that when he was selling me the chemical compound. So I was like you liar! Fat liar! You said it was ice! Diamond ice! You din't said no mercury fulminate! So he was like I did tell you bruh! You didn't listen! You kept going about giving me give months pay to get that quantity of ice! I ain't selling no ice dude! So I was like you did and you tried to trick me into only paying four months of salary! So the officers were like shut the hell up and what is thing with the months of salary bullcrap?! So he was like this guy just came in with his fat stacks trying to buy up the place! And I was like no he's lyin' and he's was trying to con my money! So I upped his game! Then he went well no one is as stupid as you! So I was like no one calls me stupid! You're stupid! Then he was all agitated and like do you think THIS is stupid?? He pulled out what seems to be more ice? from his pocket and threw it on the ground. The entire police station went BOOM!! Omg it was more mercury fulminate. I was down on the ground, my head was spinnin' and shots were being fired back and forth. I thought I saw the officers just shooting at things randomly. So they in fact were. When the smoke cleared, I was the only one standing.

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