The moment I felt right, I got out of bed from the hospital to make my way home. The corridor near the exit was tight AF, and this old lady was snailing. I was hurtin', she was snailin', so I was like eh ya woman can you please step aside for limping kung fu master through? She was like TSK! I was like whut? DID YOU JUST TSK-ed me?? So I went TSK TSK! And she was like TSK TSK TSK! OK woman, bring it on! So she was like bring what on?! So I was like you started it! And she went I got MEAT stuck in my teeth! What's wrong with you?? I mean what's wrong with me?? How would I have known you're doing the meat in teeth and not tsk-ing me? So she go now you know dumbarse. Eh yo you no callin' who dumbarse, you are the dumbarse. So she was like then how was it that you couldn't identify an irrtated tsk from a teeth meat clearing tsk? Ok I admit I felt pretty dumb after that but I had to keep my alpha on ya know? I'm like this hot arse kung fu master pro boy ain't gonna get talked down by some dirty teeth old lady. So I was like ya know what? FORGET IT. FORGET IT. Just say you're sorry for tsk-ing and we're done. And she was like oh hell NO, YOU say sorry. I'm like you're the one snailin' in the first place lady, I am still hurtin' right here but you don't hear me beeching about it. So she was like but you are now beeching about it, but I was like this is NOW, I said just now! Not now! I didn't beech about it JUST NOW. So this security guard came over and was like ok ya break it up ladies. LADY? Who are you callin' lady right here?! Come over here I wanna talk to you security dog! Eh who you callin' dog you dog? No you dog YOU are the dog.