It's just stupid. And I don't really like it. I don't appreciate the way in which that man came to the party and told the participants that he didn't want to play Yahtzee. I think if he wanted to play Yahtzee then he should have played and brought his own dice. Everyone else had dice. Why didn't he? Was he trying to rig the game against everyone else by using everyone else's dice? It just doesn't make any sense and I think it's better for me at this moment in time to just sit and ponder on what I'm thinking about, for me to take this moment and realize the full extent of the wonderous world around me for at that moment I do live. And if any of you think there weren't some shards of glass in the Yahtzee cup then you would be wrong. Yes, John broke the glass cup and put the pieces of the glass into the Yahtzee cup. I was so bothered by what happened that I decided to yell Yahtzee just to piss everyone else off! They couldn't believe I would be so cruel to them as they played but I was tired of it. I was tired of being the one that everyone always came to and said "stop putting glass in the Yahtzee cup!" I mean, like... come on! Who else wouldn't want to put the shards of glass into the Yahtzee cup if they were playing to win? There's YOU - over there - and there's me, right here with the shards. Who wants to play a pirate? I will make you get on the pirate ship and walk the plank. There's nothing wrong with that you can do it I assure you. So, when in the world are we going to practice our English verb tenses now that we have practiced joining conjoined twins in the outback? I mean, it's a thing, right? Fractions? Math? It's a real thing and it's really happening to my son Navin. He knows that he's in trouble when he doesn't do his school work so he does his schoolwork to the best of his ability with the tools that he has. Oftentimes, it's done well and he makes good grades but I can tell he's not that into science, math, biology, chemistry, gym, reading, writing, or even Spanish class. He has his issues but, he does well in the things he does like such as art, games. That's it. That's literally it. That's all he does is play games and draw. If he had any less responsibility he would be living in a world where everyone waited on him, everyone picked up after him, everyone would do his dishes for him, and make his food for him. He would love that - he really would! He would love to be waited on hand and foot. Is that even a correct slang use of that colloquialism? I know that's not spelled right. Well, that's what happens when you're in Wordpad and not using a real word processor. Do you think children in the future will even realize what a word processor is? Do you think they'll be microchipped in their eyeballs and just think about something and then they'll know all about it - corporation approved knowledge - that's what we're dealing with here. I'm not that concerned about proper pronunciation or spelling at this point because I am a genius... or, I was. I used to be able to compel people and things towards me to assist in doing my biddy but this is just one long, run-on paragraph at this point and I'm pretty sure that it's not going to end well as there are noises by the fridge - for real this time. Sounds like bats hitting the window. "Well, Tigger's not over there," Navin said. I'm not sure he even realizes when he actually talks so I'm going to ask him, "did you say something?" Let's see what happens as he stares back at his game on his phone. "It wasn't Tigger over there that made a sound," he said with a confused look on his face. That made me laugh. He's so confused looking sometimes. It's like the monster noises he always hears, by the games he plays, just make him that way - confused. I wonder if I yell Yahtzee right now if he would be concerned or just keep watching the phone and listening to the zombies with their gut-hurdling wails. I'm going to try it. "Yahtzee!"