Hi. You're on a rock floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Frick it, actually most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss u. ~how did this happen?~ a long time ago, actually never,(and also now), nothing is nowhere.when? never. makes sense, right? like i said it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere. that's why its been everywhere. its been so everywhere you don't even need a where. you don't even need a when. that's how every it gets. *awkward silence that makes u think ur screen froze* forget this. i wanna be something. go somewhere. do something. i want things to change.i want to invent time and space. and i know its possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. i just don't know when to start. and that's exactly when it started. *BIG BANG* wait let's pause. i think there's a universe now. whats it made of? ~quarks and stuff~ ah, that's a thing in a place. don't like it? try a new place and a different time. try to stick together*gravity* because the world is gonna get bigger. and emptier*dark matter* but its not empty yet. its still very full and about a KJGHPILLION DEGREES. *about no seconds later* great news! the quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a proton and a neutron. and something else flying around too *electron* and wants to join in but can't cuz its still too HOT. *about 10 minutes later* great news! the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other *hydrogen* some of them have even doubled up *helium* *about 380,000 years later* great news! the electrons have now joined in, congratulations!!! the world is now a bunch of gas in space... but its getting closer together *gravity* *10,000,000 years later* and its getting closer together *gravity* *500,000,000 million years later* and its getting closer together *gravity* ~it's a STARRRRR~ new stuff just got made. some stars burn out and die. bigger star burn out and die with Passion! *supernova* and make some brand new way crazier stuff. ~space dust~ which allows newer and more interesting stars to be made. and die and explode into ~even crazier space dust.~ so now stars have cool stuff around them. like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things. like this ball of flaming rocks "earth" for example. holy sheet! we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks. and it kinda made a mess. ~which is now the moon~ weather update: its raining rocks from outer space *-4,000,000,000*. weather update: those rocks might've had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky. weather update: cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava. weather update: it's raining *SEVERE FLOODING ALERT* the entire world is now an ocean. volcano alert: ~that's land!!!~