High above the mucky-muck Castle made of clouds There sits Wonderboy Sitting oh so proudly Not much to say When you're high above the mucky-muck Yeah, yeah Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away From the mucky-muck man Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy With powers comparable to Wonderboy What powers you ask? I don't know how about the power of flight That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes How about the power to kill a yak From 200 yards away With mind-bullets That's telekinesis, Kyle How about the power To move you History of Wonderboy And Young Nastyman Rigga-goo-goo Riggah-goo-goo A secret to be told A gold chest to be bold And blasting forth With three-part harmony Yeow! Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away From the mucky-muck man Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces They formed a band the likes of which had never been seen And they called themselves Tenacious D That's right Me And KG (That's me) We're, now, Tenacious D Come fly with me, fly Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away From the mucky-muck man Oh Take my hand Young Nastyman And we'll fly Bring out your broadsword There's the Hydra Slice his throat And grab his scrot' You take the high road I'll take the low There, the crevasse, fill it With your mighty juice