hi, i'm steve. i drive a car. it's in a tree. just kidding, my name's not steve. i'm filing for an extension on my taxes because i won't pay them and i'm not going to. 'cuz: that's the way i like to live my life and i feel like everything's gonna be fine. (the next day) i'm skipping work again because i don't have a job. the mailman came today and she was actually a woman. and she said that's the way i like to live my life and i feel like everything's gonna be just fine (the mountains) i don't know why i first saw the mountains, but i've always seen they've been there. now that i see them, i'm wondering why they're there. but they're here. "i can't climb them." but i can. 'cuz: that's the- oh hey, here's the mail. dear steve- that's not my name but whatever dear steve, how did you climb this mountain? . . . well i'm glad you asked that. it's part of a two-step program. find the mountain, climb the thing. that's the way we can make things good and that's how i do it it's easy and simple 'cuz you know what to do. 5-day forecast: rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain ... bye, i'm steve